Me: *about to fall asleep*
Brain: "WHOA, WHOA THERE! We can't sleep yet! THERE ARE MYSTERIES TO PONDER! But, ah, let's not use Google. WE CAN FIND THE MEANING OF LIFE BY STARING AT THE CEILING FAN!!!"
Me: *suddenly wide awake and cranky about it*
Brain: "You know what? Never mind. Let's not do that."
Me: *slowly going crazier*