Sarai Uchiha

"Missed connection: I have no idea who or what you are, other than like if a bodybuilder and a lawful evil shark could DBZ-fusion and explode my hexagramic warding with sheer force of will. Anyway I love you."

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Sarai Uchiha (うちは サライ, Uchiha Sarai) is a ninja of Konohagakure and a member of the Uchiha Clan. The mysterious circumstances surrounding the awakening of their Mangekyō Sharingan made them something of a celebrity among their clan - and not in the fun way. Their current occupation in Konoha's criminal litigation system gives them plenty of free time to spend spoiling their "daughter", Zenko Nōtō. Sarai Uchiha is property of Shotons on The N.O.W.

Background
TBA

Personality
Anxious | Dependable | Sensitive | Violent

Appearance
Sarai has a wide, catlike eye shape and freckles across their cheeks and the bridge of their nose. They have black eyes and short brown hair with spiky bangs which sweeps down in front of their face. Sarai usually wears a sleeveless pink one piece top with a violet collar, buttoned over the left side of their chest, over dull red pants and black ninja sandals. Their forehead protector is framed by their bangs. They wrap their stomach with a violet sarashi, and underneath their black steel-knuckled gloves most of their forearms are covered by white sports tape; their shuriken holster is on their right knee. Sarai occasionally dons a shapeless black jacket with cropped sleeves to pull over the rest of their ensemble.

Their casual wear consists of several layers of clothing (shirts, vests or overwear, jackets, etc.) in shades of pink and violet with the occasional white or black piece.

Upon making chūnin, Sarai declines to wear the obligatory flak jacket full-time. Their chūnin active duty clothes fit the village standard and are geared to escape notice: they wear dark-coloured cargo pants and  a dark 3/4-sleeved shirt with a collar. They keep a set of black chakra-channelling gloves on them at all times, tucked into the utility belt at their hip when they aren't wearing them. Their shoes are high black ninja sandals, with most of the foreleg and shin equipped with black guards. They have a leather holster on their thigh for their summoning scrolls. Sarai also wears two black harnesses - one across their chest and one around their waist - to carry their shortblades.

Part I
TBA

Part II
TBA

Trivia

 * Sarai's favourite food is  natto. They dislike gummies.
 * Their hobby is shogi. They dislike makeup and idolize their sister, Karen, after her passing.
 * Their leitmotif is "Rebirth".
 * The name "Sarai" comes from the word "saraigetsu" ( 再来月 ), meaning "Month After Next", which follows their immediate family's "calendar" pattern. It is also Persian for "palace".
 * Sarai has displayed an interest in (read: obsession with) Kisame Hoshigaki, who they affectionately refer to as "samebito" and antagonize nearly constantly.
 * Sarai has a color motif.
 * Sarai wants to fight the entire Uchiha Clan. Go figure.
 * Sarai’s favourite word is “minoma” (水の面), meaning "face of the water".

Quotes

 * (To Yoshino Nara) "I think I'm going to suffer for it right now immediately at this point in time."
 * (To Itachi Uchiha) " Quit saying odd shit. Just stop. "
 * (To Ine Hōki, about Zetsu) "Ok, see, this is MY question: Are we talking about things LIKING eating kids or eating kids out of convenience/necessity. Are children specific targets or collateral. Is this some Hansel and Gretel gingerbread witch nonsense or are these hypothetical kids just part of a hypothetical line of unfortunate suckers?"
 * (To Ine Hōki) "I’m really just out here asking you kids to stop worrying about voring each other and go back to the simple stuff like making life changing decisions on inadvisable amounts of recreational intoxicants."
 * (Referencing Kisame Hoshigaki) "Missed connection: I have no idea who or what you are, other than like if a bodybuilder and a lawful evil shark could DBZ-fusion and explode my hexagramic warding with sheer force of will. Anyway I love you."